wizardshark:

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT the story of TOTK….. actually fuckin SUUUCKSSSSSS DUDE!!!!!! (more ranting under the cut)

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I’ve never watched a single episode of spn but I’ve been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

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Stan’s Twin Theory

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Hey, this is a new blog dedicated to Gravity Falls, and specifically to theories about Gravity Falls. We have some interesting (possibly far-fetched) theories. This is one of them.

Stan’s Twin Theory:

Stan has to have a brother (although not necessarily a twin), because he’s Dipper and Mabel’s Great-Uncle, and they all share the same last name, therefore he must have a brother. However, we believe he has a twin. Here’s why:

  • twins are genetic (and the gene can skip generations) 
  • There are some pieces of evidence found in the show that supports our claim

We also believe that Stan’s twin may be the Author. Here’s why:                            

1. The Hiding Spot

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Look, a hole in the ground

In Tourist Trapped, Dipper found the 3rd book in the forest near the Mystery Shack. This may seem like a stretch, but think about it! where would you hide something important that you might want to access easily? By your house.                                        

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Gideon’s factory

In The Hand that Rocks the Mabel it is shown that Gideon’s family factory is located on Gopher Road, the same street as the Mystery Shack. 

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The Mystery Shack’s address via the Deed is 618 Gopher Road.

This could explain how Gideon found the 2nd Journal. 

And it’s interesting to note that Gideon was searching for the 1st Journal at the Mystery Shack. 

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Possible hiding spots

There are possible hiding spots listed in the 2nd Journal, they seem to be located around a building similar to the Mystery Shack.

2. The Bunker

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The Bunker is located underground, in the forest near the Mystery Shack.

There is a sign on the wall of the bunker that says that it is a nuclear fallout shelter. Now, where would you build a fallout shelter? Near your house of course! During times of bomb scares people would build fallout shelters in their backyard.

And since the Author did experiments in the bunker and was observing a shapeshifter, it would be more convenient for him to have the bunker close to the place where he lived. 

3. The Glasses              

In Carpet Diem, a secret room is discovered in the Mystery Shack, and Stan finds a pair of glasses.                                                                  

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Stan finds the glasses

Later he is seen staring at the glasses, and he frowns at them in both scenes.

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Stan contemplating the glasses

This could possibly represent an old memory of a friend or *cough* brother. It is obvious that someone lived in that room at some point, so why would Stan want to cover it up?

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!!!

In Dreamscapers, it is shown in the 2nd Journal that the Author was surprised to see glasses on the Bill Cipher wheel, possibly because those are his glasses.Take a look at the glasses, they are similar to the ones found in the secret room.

We don’t think these are Stan’s glasses because his glasses are square with rims at the bottom, while the glasses found in the room and on the wheel don’t have rims at the bottom and are rounded.

Also in Dreamscapers, is a flash back of Stan when he was just a wee lad.

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Notice his glasses are square and have rims at the bottom.

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Here is Stan a little bit older. Notice that he still has square rimmed glasses.

But, in The Time Traveler's Pig, a younger “Stan” is shown with round glasses without rims at the bottom. His glasses look exactly like the one’s found in the secret room. 

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Is this really Stan?

Also, this “Stan” has a cleft chin, whereas we have never ever once seen Stan with a cleft chin (not even in flashbacks). 

4. The Calender

Another small point: the calendar in the secret room has the date July 4, 1982 circled. It can be assumed that 1982 is the year the room was abandoned.

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The room definitely looks like it hasn’t been touched since the 80’s

However, in the Author’s bunker, there is a calendar on the wall. Guess what year is on the calendar. 1982.

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The calendar in the Mystery Shack and the calendar in the Author’s Bunker are from the same year, 1982. 

This suggests that both the room in the Shack and the Bunker were abandoned around the same time. 

5. Wrestling Match Flashback

In a brief scene in Stan’s flashback in Dreamscapers, we see young Stan at a wrestling match. There is a kid reading a book in the stands that looks very similar to child Stan, he even seems to be wearing the same clothing.

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Could this be Stan’s twin?

6. The Swing-set 

In Dreamscapers, Stan’s mindscape is very creepy. One notable object in Stan’s mind is a dilapidated swing-set. This is the stuff of horror movies. 

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Good times

Since we can assume everything in the mind is a symbol of a significant part of Stan’s life, then this swing-set is very telling. It likely symbolizes a broken childhood. Since it is a two swing swing-set, it could symbolize another person, likely from Stan’s childhood. A close friend… or sibling…

The fact that only one of the swings is broken is also interesting. In Into the Bunker, the Shapeshifter states that the Author “hasn’t been himself in 30 years” suggesting that he probably went crazy. 

Are all these merely coincidences? Maybe… But this is Gravity Falls we’re talking about. This show is filled with foreshadowing, plot twists, and secrets. There is just no way that all of this could be a coincidence. 

So, what do you think? Is this a stretch? Or are we on to something? Feel free to comment with your own theories. The more the merrier! :)

FRIENDS, look at this beautiful relic of a time long past. A time before Ford. A time where this was all speculation. Wow… what was it even like to live then? I can’t even fathom it, haha

It was amazing guys. I freaking LOST IT. It was just WE WERE RIGHT WE WERE RIGHT OMG WE WERE RIGHT

[ID: Screencaps from Gravity Falls.

1. “Look, a hole in the ground”: Dipper looks from the panel in the fake tree to the bunker Journal 3 was hidden in.

2. “Gideon’s factory”: Someone holds a notepad that says “412 Gopher Road” with Gideon’s factory in the distance.

3. “ The Mystery Shack’s address via the Deed is 618 Gopher Road.”: Gideon holds the deed to the Shack, which has the signature of Stanford Pines on it and the address 618 Gopher Road.

4. “Possible hiding spots”: Journal 2 open to pages titled “Possible Hiding Places,” which has marked spots around a wooden house and diagrams including the metal tree.

5. “The Bunker is located underground, in the forest near the Mystery Shack.”: The bunker, which has a fallout shelter poster in it.

6 and 7. “Stan finds the glasses. / Stan contemplating the glasses.”: Stan picks up the rounded glasses in the spare room and then looks at them consideringly in the living room.

8. “!!!”: Gideon’s hand rests on the page containing the Zodiac to summon Bill. The glasses symbol is labeled with an arrow and three exclamation marks.

9 and 10. “Notice his glasses are square and have rims at the bottom. / Here is Stan a little bit older. Notice that he still has square rimmed glasses.”: Stan as a child with the described glasses.

11. “Is this really Stan?”: The flashback to the Shack in “The Time Traveler’s Pig,” which shows “Stan” as described.

12. “The room definitely looks like it hasn’t been touched since the 80’s”: The calendar in the extra bedroom, as described.

13. “The calendar in the Mystery Shack and the calendar in the Author’s Bunker are from the same year, 1982.”: A calendar in the bunker also open to 1982.

14. “Could this be Stan’s twin?”: A flashback of young Stan in a boxing ring. A red arrow points out a kid with similar hair reading in the audience.

15. “Good times.” The grayscale, broken swingset in Stan’s mindscape. End ID]

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This is kinda late but this episode made me go a little fucking insane lmao

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casgirl:

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One piece could be the greatest piece of media ever and I would still refuse to read it because of what the women look like.

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Like not even getting into “where are their internal organs” these are some of the ugliest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen.

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